About Me

A long time time ago, I had a little too much to throw! But my particular parents felt that this was the way to go! So I write to you to tell you how my life has been a sham. And I cannot possibly take it like a man without first creating a plan. So i'm forced to write a paragraph describing who I am. Which is not a very good question since I have nothing creative to say. Meaning that I have not lived a long long time for now, so I can't possibly know how what makes me feel different from men I don't know. But I feel a long long paragraph is quit the way to go. So if you would permit I would like to end it with a very interesting bang. I like ponies and cupcakes and many things with pipes. But If you the reader would be kind to talk about me with a condescending tone, I would punch you in the face even though you aren't in my home.